Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table-Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
The Knights of the Round Table Song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
[solo]
Knights of Camelot: I have to push the pram a lot.
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Come on now, that made you smile didn't it? Admit it!
King Arthur fighting the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
The Taunting French Soldier from Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
The Witch Burning Peasants from Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
Well, that's enough silliness for now, but if you want to know what I pulled out and watched again this week, you now have the answer. Ni! Ni! Ni!
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